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Post by Sora on Jul 26, 2005 13:44:47 GMT -5
does anyone know any jokes, ive got one, what do you call a computer superhero? a screen saver! post in your jokes please.
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Post by Lan Hikari on Jul 26, 2005 13:50:15 GMT -5
ive got some
The 12 bugs of Christmas
For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
See if they can do it again.
For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Say it's not supported
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Tell them it's a feature
Say it's not supported
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
Bill Gates And God
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.
Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important.
God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand". God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most.
Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important.
God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand". God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly.
God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?"
Bill responded " I think you are sitting in my chair".
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Post by Sora on Jul 26, 2005 13:55:22 GMT -5
good jokes, everybody post your jokes in.
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Post by Sora on Jul 26, 2005 15:33:13 GMT -5
ive got another joke, why did the computer cross the road? to get a byte! post in your jokes everyone please.
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Post by shadowzero4 on Jul 26, 2005 16:39:55 GMT -5
A man walks into a bar and says "ouch!"
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Post by Lan Hikari on Jul 26, 2005 16:40:59 GMT -5
he means computer jokes
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Post by shadowzero4 on Jul 26, 2005 16:44:28 GMT -5
Sorry.
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Post by Lan Hikari on Jul 26, 2005 16:48:41 GMT -5
its ok no need to say sorry
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Post by Sora on Jul 27, 2005 12:38:09 GMT -5
come on people post in your cyper jokes.
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Post by Sora on Jul 28, 2005 15:28:37 GMT -5
once again i have another joke,
knock knock
whos there?
A.I.
A.I. who?
A.I. just want to come in.
(hey i just want to come in.)
post in your jokes everyone.
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